Noni Hazlehurst
Nude

Stunner from down under Noni Hazlehurst caught the acting bug in her native Australia where she brought her talents to an impressive number of television and movie roles, ultimately being elected into the Logie (Australia’s Emmy) Hall of Fame back in 2016. Born in Melbourne to a pair of English parents, after getting her start on the Aussie soap opera The Box, Noni got non-stop roles on the Australian boob tube, including playing Lil Duggan on The Sullivans, Helen Jenkins on Division 4, and Beryl in the unfortunately, riding on some lucky dude that’s getting good Aussie strange free TV show, Ride on Stranger. Speaking of strangers, go ahead and start sitting on your hand, because Noni made her nude debut in the divorced mom drama Monkey Grip (1982). Fans were gripping their monkey to the sight of her perky posterior and scrumptiously natural, pink-tipped pokers. It took several years before she turned heads (big and small) again with another Noni non-lothed scene in Fran (1985), where she played a single mom who wore titillating, tight tank tops throughout and flashed her right roundie while turning over in bed. Noni went nude again in Waiting (1991), where she went skinny dipping with her swollen milk-suckers perched on her very, very preggers belly. Noni kept working in more matronly movies, like Waiting at the Royal (2000), Little Fish (2005) and Long Story Short (2021) while appearing on TV shows like A Place to Call Home and Fires. But even with all that fiction work, Noni may be best known for her hosting roles on the kids learning show Play School or for hosting the home décor reality show Better Homes and Gardens. But just when it looked like Noni’s nuditydays had come and gone, in 2020 a then nearly sixty year old Noni joined the cast of the Australian euthanasia drama The End. In one episode, Noni mocks the idea of getting sun cancer as she pops her bikini off while sunbathing. Will that be the end of the sexiness Noni Hazlehurst will deliver us? Who knows? But everytime we see her tatas and feel that tightness in our pants, Noni Hazlehurst makes it hurt so good.